sick of naked celebrities

Me, after scrolling through Instagram and Snapchat. (Getty)

I’ve officially hit my limit on seeing pictures of naked celebrities. I honestly don’t think my brain can process another famous woman trying to outdo some other famous woman on Instagram, on magazine covers, and on red carpets.

I write about this kind of stuff all the time, so I’m not squeamish about nudity—sex sells, and I’m all for that. This is more about the factory-like repetition with which we’re subjected to the same handful of starlets trying to get the same handful of headlines by kneeling in the pouring rain wearing nothing but a neon thong, forgetting their pants to go grocery shopping but remembering their white stiletto boots and trench coat, and posting a photo of their naked ass covered in glitter while on a family vacay (really, Khloe?)

I understand that some of these women are basically famous for generating tabloid headlines—hey, that’s the world we live in—and that others who have careers in entertainment simply have to keep up, but I’ve honestly seen certain naked bodies more than I’ve seen my own, and it’s getting boring.

So boring, in fact, I’ve highlighted 21 things I’d rather look at than another naked celebrity.

1. Someone filling out a health benefit claims form.

yet another naked celebrity

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2. A melted lemon ice pop.

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3. This crumpled-up to-do list.

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4. This revolving bar graph that has no context.

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5. This guy paving someone’s driveway.

enough with naked celebrities

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6. This tangled cord.

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7. The house from The Golden Girls.

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8. This McDonald’s commercial from the ’80s.

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